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- Think about a particular topic and how it makes YOU feel, then immediately type it out. Having a rough draft or checking of spelling & grammar is illegal.


- Researching a topic is unnecessary, since its impossible for Internet Op-ed writers to be wrong.


- Be contrarian as possible, because having an opposing opinion is more important than having an educated one.


-If someone is offended it's either because; A)they don't share your ethnicity/gender/sexual preference/location/STD and therefore aren't allowed to comment on your work  or B) they don't understand "satire".


-Use gratuitous amounts of swearing to show how edgy, original, & rebellious you are.
 

-Remember to talk about truly traumatic experiences like someone calling you stupid in a chat-room or having to wait two minutes longer then usual for your coffee.


-Title your article about one subject, then proceed to write about something completely unrelated. For example, title your article "Baseball" and then write about crayons.


-There is absolutely nothing more courageous than saying you don't like something that's currently popular.  


-Have a Twitter/Facebook page so you can "debate" your critics by hurling ad hominems & insults at them.


-If all else fails, do a top ten list.
Tips for today's Internet Op-ed Writer
Follow these tips & you'll be be working at Slate/Salon/Cracked in no time!
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Where are we headed?

Today humanity is facing a series of choices.

Religious fundamentalism mired with Nationalism & backed by Oligarchy

A Pseudo-Social Democracy that keeps pushing itself towards a vague idea of Freedom

Or will we simply have to settle for a Brave New World?

 Can a Generation that has better communication devices then ever before bring peace?

Or are we merely doomed to succumb to material wants & simple selfishness?

Does writing bad poetry answer these questions?

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openskyline Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I really like your profile photo- where did you get it?
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MuttMix Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
 The photo is from one of the original covers of John Gardner's Grendel, which I got via Google Image Search.

Thanks for asking!
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openskyline Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
awesome gallery
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MuttMix Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!:D (Big Grin) 
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rlkirkland Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for adding 'Bombadil' to your collections. :heart:
Encouragement is a good thing! :sun:
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MuttMix Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Happy to do it, sir!
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indigoatmosphere Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fave!
Have a nice day. :rose:
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MuttMix Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You too!
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grinningsun Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014
Thank you so much for the Fav  :)
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MuttMix Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Your welcome!
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