This ever happen to you?June decided to call her boyfriend.This ever happen to you? by MuttMix
Only to discover he wasn't home.
Then June decided to leave a message.
Only to discover her boyfriends answering machine was broke.
June decided to go look for her boyfriend.
Only to discover her car would not start.
June then decided to take the bus.
Only to discover she had no exact change.
June then decided to give up.
Only to get a text that read:
"Why didn't you call?"
Urban"Yeah it hit!"Urban by MuttMix
"It hit big!"
"Slammed real hard!"
"Hit so hard it slammed!"
"So that's the straight smack"
"About it being hit"
"Grandpa" , I said
Black Tooth's Cave I sit in my cave counting gold. I do it as slowly as a I can. First, I grab a small handful in my left claw and then I push each coin out as I count it. The ringing noise helps me keep track of each piece. "One" Ping! "Two" Ping! "Three" Ping!Black Tooth's Cave by MuttMix
This helps me pass the time in my cave and it makes me happy. Happy that I have so much gold, and much more determined to keep it. Can't have those ugly humans stealing what's rightfully mine. While I'm counting my gold. I'm also laying on my stomach to keep my belly cool. When you've got hot flames inside yourself, you need to keep it cool. Makes you less likely to let it out, and I want to reserve mine for intruders. Sometimes just getting a look at my face is all it takes, though. My face looks like a cross between an eagle's and an alligator's, attached to a snake's neck with a fat lizard's body. I'm completely covered in scales, red above and yellow below. My red claws curve like a hawk's and are sharper
Most philosophical words ever wirtten.Hot chocolate. Not a summer drink.Most philosophical words ever wirtten. by openskyline
McReptile and Scorch Comics - OUT NOW!My latest comic creations now available for purchase! Jeepers!McReptile and Scorch Comics - OUT NOW! by curtsibling
These two new zines had their debut at the recent MCM show.
Tough guy NYPD cop, McReptile finds a magic laptop which gives
him wizardly powers! The fun ends though, when he is dragged
into the evil schemes of the gothic chick, necromaner, Foxxxy!
Set in what we call "Hell" but is really a giant city called Scorch,
a pair of bored demon girls find themselves fighting for survival
against a vicious army of nerdy Dark Elves...Chaos ensues!
Note or email me if you are interested in picking up these
new releases. Both are 36 page books, with colour cover.
I can send out hardcopy or email to you as a PDF...
Both titles are £2 each.
Mailing costs are as follows...
Hardcopy to UK is £3. (comic and postage)
Hardcopy to EU is £5. (comic and postage)
Hardcopy to USA is $10.<i>
MomentaryDream-like, rivers of silver and gold within the every corner of the room. Articulate decorations, heavy with luxury hanging from each corner and within all the furniture. Halls dressed in silver and light, moonlight faintly falling through the high windows brushing everything in them, surrounding with a halo everything. An atmosphere unlike any other, filled with people, familiar and unfamiliar alike; and yet strangely lonely and deserted.
A ballroom wearing rococo; filled with an endless loop of dancing guests. Gold, silver and a thousand coloured gems within every corner, and worn by every single guest. Laughter and happiness around, surrounding the redhead at the centre of it all. A waltz in the midst of a palace, couples all around; a grace and a strange serenity filling the halls. The redhead in the midst left a stranger, alone though surrounded by a hundred guests.
An image of the past, perchance; of cities long abandoned and left behind, surrounded by air permeated with new his