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Sometimes it seems like the only time I get a creative urge is when I'm away from the computer. It can be pretty frustrating.


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Scene: Dr. Twilight & Nurse Vinyl are making making out.

Voice on the intercom comes on: "Doctor Twilight, you're needed in the maternity ward. Dr. Twilight!"

Dr. Twilight: "Ugh, always on my break. Let's go."

[Mrs. Horsetrap is in bed. Pegaslut & Petey are also present]

Mrs. Horsetrap: (moaning) "Uhhhh, oooohhhhh! I forgot how much this hurts!"

Dr. Twilight: "Okay let's get this over with.  Nurse Vinyl, please help the Patient assume the position.  Hey Sgt. Steroid!"

Petey: "Yeah?"

Dr. Twilight: [putting on gloves] "Yo momma's gonna need some stress relief, so go hold her hand ya homo!"

Petey: "I  ain't no hom..."

Dr. Twilight: "DO IT OR I'LL CUT YOU!!!'

Petey: "Okay!"

Pegaslut: " ZOMG! This is so exciting!" [whips out camera-phone]

Dr Twilight: "Hey if you want a real good picture, come over to this side! Now Miss, I'm going to need you to lay back, relax, breath, and PUSH!!!!"

[An unholy amount of blood shoots out]

Dr.Twilight: Damn it, the little parasite should've popped out by now!  Hmmm. Try squeezing something else, dead weight!

[Mrs. Horsetrap grabs Petey's neck and nearly throttles him]

Dr. Twilight: Ah, there we go! Congrats ya old bag! It's a girl!

Pega: ZOMG! You shouldn't be assigning gender ro-[SMACK!]

Nurse Vinyl: If the doctor says this pile of placenta is a girl then it's a girl!

Mrs Horsetrap: I think I'll call her Paula!

[Somewhere in Tartarus]

 Lord Tirek: Make daddy proud!

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Brunild Featured By Owner May 16, 2015   Traditional Artist
Thanks a lot for the fav! ! ♡
MuttMix Featured By Owner May 16, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Happy to do it!
mrAlejoX Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Student Digital Artist
hey pal, thanks for favs! check out my gallery if you have the time! (:
MuttMix Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Will do!
mrAlejoX Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Student Digital Artist
SilverLeon88 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015   General Artist
Hello, thank you for the fav on my Seastorm Stalker work, feel free to take a look to my whole gallery for other original freaks :D (Big Grin)
If you are interested I have also a Facebook page where I upload sketches, WIPs, previews and other stuff unposted here:…

If you'd like to take a look, even just a "like" would be much appreciated =) (Smile)
MuttMix Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I'll try to make the time!
SilverLeon88 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015   General Artist
nzslice Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Student General Artist
Cheers for the Fave!  Rainbow Dash Yay Icon 
MuttMix Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
:D (Big Grin) Thumbs Up 
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