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Sometimes it seems like the only time I get a creative urge is when I'm away from the computer. It can be pretty frustrating.

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Scene: Dr. Twilight & Nurse Vinyl are making making out.

Voice on the intercom comes on: "Doctor Twilight, you're needed in the maternity ward. Dr. Twilight!"

Dr. Twilight: "Ugh, always on my break. Let's go."

[Mrs. Horsetrap is in bed. Pegaslut & Petey are also present]

Mrs. Horsetrap: (moaning) "Uhhhh, oooohhhhh! I forgot how much this hurts!"

Dr. Twilight: "Okay let's get this over with.  Nurse Vinyl, please help the Patient assume the position.  Hey Sgt. Steroid!"

Petey: "Yeah?"

Dr. Twilight: [putting on gloves] "Yo momma's gonna need some stress relief, so go hold her hand ya homo!"

Petey: "I  ain't no hom..."

Dr. Twilight: "DO IT OR I'LL CUT YOU!!!'

Petey: "Okay!"

Pegaslut: " ZOMG! This is so exciting!" [whips out camera-phone]

Dr Twilight: "Hey if you want a real good picture, come over to this side! Now Miss, I'm going to need you to lay back, relax, breath, and PUSH!!!!"

[An unholy amount of blood shoots out]

Dr.Twilight: Damn it, the little parasite should've popped out by now!  Hmmm. Try squeezing something else, dead weight!

[Mrs. Horsetrap grabs Petey's neck and nearly throttles him]

Dr. Twilight: Ah, there we go! Congrats ya old bag! It's a girl!

Pega: ZOMG! You shouldn't be assigning gender ro-[SMACK!]

Nurse Vinyl: If the doctor says this pile of placenta is a girl then it's a girl!

Mrs Horsetrap: I think I'll call her Paula!

[Somewhere in Tartarus]

 Lord Tirek: Make daddy proud!

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Brunild Featured By Owner May 16, 2015   Traditional Artist
Thanks a lot for the fav! ! ♡
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MuttMix Featured By Owner May 16, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Happy to do it!
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mrAlejoX Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Student Digital Artist
hey pal, thanks for favs! check out my gallery if you have the time! (:
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MuttMix Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Will do!
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mrAlejoX Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Student Digital Artist
(:
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SilverLeon88 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015   General Artist
Hello, thank you for the fav on my Seastorm Stalker work, feel free to take a look to my whole gallery for other original freaks :D (Big Grin)
If you are interested I have also a Facebook page where I upload sketches, WIPs, previews and other stuff unposted here:
www.facebook.com/pages/Leon-Ar…

If you'd like to take a look, even just a "like" would be much appreciated =) (Smile)
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MuttMix Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I'll try to make the time!
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SilverLeon88 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015   General Artist
:D
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nzslice Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Student General Artist
Cheers for the Fave!  Rainbow Dash Yay Icon 
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MuttMix Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
:D (Big Grin) Thumbs Up 
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